Alternative title: It’s all right if you love me…It’s all right if you don’t
So….a “Best of” metapost. Just what you wanted, I’m sure. And I know I just did something very similar. But people, this is for a $250 gift card. And not just any $250 gift card, a Target gift card. Tarjhay! Gift! Card! So bear with me and my repetitious postage and maybe I’ll buy you some cute little travel-size things with my winnings. I don’t know if these are the posts that readers like the most (let’s be fair: I have no idea what you guys will like and what you won’t. I beg for comments, and 3 of you take pity on me. I trim my daughter’s hair, and you people go BATSHIT) but Auds said I had to put up MY favorites. So here they are: (more…)
I don’t know what’s going on with the universe, but wherever I look, cute babies abound. All over the web? Check. At the grocery store? Check. At the mall? Check. I spent over an hour in Macy’s newborn department last weekend, oohing and ahhing about teeny tiny clothes. And even though I intellectually knew that I was shopping for shower gifts for pregnant friends of ours, I swear my traitorous ovaries were rioting. They HURT. Just from looking at baby clothes! Okay, fine, also the nomnomnomalicious wee one who was cooing in the infant carrier in her mother’s arms one rack over might have had something to do with it, but still. I’m beginning to wonder if there’s not some internal coup being staged here. If perhaps the primordial follicles aren’t starting to get themselves organized, maybe start a union, do some picketing about how no one in the big bad brain bothered to ask THEM if they wanted to be out of work. (more…)
Look at that thing. Dull, dull, dull. Duller than dull. It’s like a 4th grader writes this blog. I bet if you wordled a Nancy Drew book, the only difference between Nancy’s wordle and my wordle would be that “Goat” would be replaced with “Jeepers” or something. (more…)
