My [in]judicious editing for humorous effect seems to have made my husband sound like an asshat. So I probably should have added, at the end of the original post, the following snippet:
PA was actually just pausing when he stopped speaking after “didn’t marry you for your cooking…” (In my defense, it was a VERY long pause. During which I absolutely did consider strangling him.) He swears he was trying to say something along the lines of “I married you for a lot of reasons but I didn’t know that you could make awesome banana bread, or that would have been one of the reasons, too.”
So yes, he’s still alive. Even if he was just backpedalling, it was enough effort to lessen my homicidal tendencies. Besides, I hate to bake. Now it can be a long long loooooooong time before I do it again.
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