by Goat #2 (aka P3)
Once a-pomma time, der was a baby hippo. He got into his car, and he drobe to the land of mee-elk. And he ate up all dat mee-elk.
(Pause, then this aside [apparently I look confused]): Baby hippos are berry fast eaters.
Den he got into his car, and he drobe to the land of cookies. And he ate up all doze cookies.
Den he got into his car AGAIN, and he drobe to pineapple land. But he didn’t like doze pineapples.
So he went home, to see his Mom and Dad.
And DEN, nothing happened. AT ALL. DEEEE end.
(Anyone else think my kid thinks I’m boring?)
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