Filed under: Family, For Fun, Goats, P2 | Tags: 2nd Grade Homework, Education, Kids, Parenting
Goat #1’s first assignment of the school year was to write some suggestions for a class pet. I’m just going to let his homework speak for itself:
Can you say OVERACHIEVER…?
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I’m guessing the child of two Type A parents doesn’t have much choice but to be so thorough. Anyone else having fun with the back-to-school stuff?
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***Not sure what I’m doing wrong, but the link above seems to go to a page with YET ANOTHER link on it, called “Teachers Pet” so just click that if you get there, too. Trust me, it’s worth it.
Tonight when I got home with the Goats, Goat #1 was so into his DS game that he stayed in the car after Goat #2 and I came in the house. He didn’t come in for almost 15 minutes, so I was in the kitchen still getting dinner underway when he finally came in the back door. When he did, he was holding his right arm at a weird angle, with his DS case sort of tucked against his body with his elbow. He said “My arm really hurts, and I don’t know why!”
I thought he must have a weird cramp from carrying his case so awkwardly. So I took his case from him, and set it on the counter. As soon as I had the case, he tried to straighten his arm out, and started yelping. Silly me, I thought “That’s one awful cramp for a 40 foot walk…” Continue reading
Filed under: Exile, Family, For Fun, Goat-free, Goats, Liveblogging, P2, Quiet (I think I remember this) | Tags: Family, Kids, Marriage
My offspring just called to tell me they’ve been riding around in a tractor-pulled cart all morning and helping Goat Cousin sort out things for a garage sale. Goat #1 was especially excited to tell me that “there’s an iron, Mom, an iron, and Grandma said if we needed one that we could have it, and Mom, WE DON’T HAVE AN IRON, MOM!”
Um, yes, we do. But thanks for letting Grandma know that we must not have one because you’ve never ever ever seen your mother use it. (No, I don’t iron. I hate to iron. And I suck at it. [Now that Grandma knows, we might as well tell teh intarwebz, right?]) Continue reading
Filed under: Family, Goat-free, Goats, Liveblogging, P2, P3, Quiet (I think I remember this) | Tags: Family, Kids
We’ve been trying unsuccessfully to call Goat Grandma on her cell phone for the past 90 minutes.
This made us more than just a little bit nervous. Continue reading
Filed under: Family, Goats, Marriage, P2, P3, Survey/Poll | Tags: Anxiety, Family, Kids, Marriage, Parenting
So.
The goats’ grandma is coming this weekend, and I have a problem.
And I need all (11) of you people to help me. (Oh, stop. This isn’t a woe-is-me, ack my MIL is visiting post.) Continue reading
Filed under: Family, For Fun, Goats, Over Herd, P2, P3 | Tags: Family, Overheard, Parenting
This is my life.
Goat #1 and Goat #2 are playing Play-Doh at the kitchen island. I am standing on the other side of the counter, trying to get things ready for lunch (not easy without using the island space I normally use) and Goat Daddy is around the corner in the laundry room.
Goat #2 to Goat #1: Look at all my parrots I made!
Goat #1: Wow! That IS a lot of parrots!
Goat #2: I know!
Goat #1: That’s like…like…that’s an ARMY of parrots!
Goat #2: Yes! An ARMY of parrots!
Goat Daddy: So that would make them parrot troopers…?
Everyday is like this, people. Every. Day.
And no, I’m not complaining.
Screw the “Ocean Breeze” and “Harbor Mist” candles we have lighted all over the house to mask the smells of Lysol and bleach (and Lysol with bleach). Screw the Lysol and bleach and Lysol with bleach that aren’t doing jack to combat the bioterrorists’ germ-smuggling capabilities. Screw the VapoRub-stained pajamas and towels and that awful smell. Screw the humidifiers that need to be refilled every 3 hours. Screw the children’s cold medicine — that I can only buy two bottles at a time, because I apparently live in meth valley? — that says “causes drowsiness” because damned if it’s making anyone around here drowsy but ME. Screw the DayQuil that knocks me out and the NyQuil that makes me teh stoopid. Screw the stupid sore throat from breathing through my mouth all night long. Screw this flu; I’m not messing around anymore. What’s that saying? Never bring a knife to a gunfight? Well, I’ve called in the big guns now. The Agent Orange of Cold & Flu Season: Hot and Sour soup. By the quart.
It. Is. ON.